Malcolm has recently become the proud owner of a brand new mobility scooter.
While this certainly has renewed his sense of independence, he does seem to
be spending most of his time cruising past the local bingo hall making rather
suggestive comments to the gaggle of grandmas congregated outside. He's
also spent way too much of his pension on getting some chrome rims and
a stereo so loud it could drown out Glastonbury. God help us...